Marlon Brando's Tchotchkes Want to be Your Tchotchkes!

You know what we're tired of? Decorating our apartments like plebs. How much longer are we to tolerate the half-assed vases from Pottery Barn and wall-hangings procured from Bed, Bath & Beyond? The banality of it all is killing us. We need an alternative.

Oooh! Here's an idea: Why not buy up all of Marlon Brando's old crap? Seriously, who'd bother to frame a painting of sunflowers by some boring ol' artist when you could frame Kurtz's VHS copy of Less than Zero? What's the point of putting personal mementos on your mantle when you could build a shrine to Brando's bongos? Seriously, this is the answer to your decorative drollery! Philippe Starck is gonna be soooo jealous when he sees your place...

Dead Marlon's Stuff [Amy's Robot]
The Personal Property of Marlon Brando [Christie's]