· An Orange County judge has sentenced Backstreet Boy Nick Carter to rehab. Does anyone else smell a totally awesome reality show?
· "Lindsay Lohan is a 16 year old girl who just happens to be living her dream! She has siblings and leads a regular life aside from doing her job even down to hanging with friends, seeing movies, and DATING!" Looks like Lohan's official Yahoo discussion group (it's linked from her official site, or one of them, anyway) hasn't been updated in a while. Please share a communal, knowing chuckle about innocence lost.
· Bloggy McBlogalot reveals Martha Stewart's Apprentice catch-phrase. Maybe we're biased, but we still prefer the elegant simplicity of "Bite the doily."
· Why are we getting all of our Chris Tucker news from Gavin Newsome?