Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod, the unthinkable has happened: Ben Affleck has officially tied Jennifer Garner to his falling star, as the two exchanged matrimonial vows last evening on what we're sure was a very lovely, very exclusive, and very "perfect" beach in Turks and Caicos. The National Enquirer reports that Garner's Alias co-star Victor Garber was present, along with... Yeah, just Victor Garber. If he plays her father on tv, he's certainly good enough to roll Garner's pregnant mass down the Caribbean aisle.
So, during momentous times like these, what can we take away from such an event? That's a matter of individual interpretation but, timely marriage or not, their impending baby will always be a bastard to us.