• Because Thursday is Gayday, let's all take a moment to ponder what life would be like were we so lucky as to have spent our youth fellating rainbow-colored cocks. [NYT]
• Editor & Publisher names 10 newspapers that do things "right." We think that number's a little high, don't you? [E&P]
• Your prayers have been answered: Prada will launch a denim for everyone on Canal Street to knock off. [Men.Style.Com]
• Court clerk busted for dealing pot in the courthouse. Dude. If only we'd known, jury duty would have been so much more fun. [NYP]
• Salon channels its inner Jennifer 8. and coins a new quasi-metrosexual term: "Smoothies." They're middle American dudes who wax their bodies, highlight their hair, get fake tans, and watch sports and sleep with chicks. Except, of course, when they're sleeping with each other. [Salon]

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