Vanity Fair has Martha Stewart on its next cover, and what she has to say isn't particularly surprising. She's not sorry ("You can't be sorry for something that — let's see, how can I say this? I'm on appeal. You don't appeal if you think that you should be sorry."), house arrest is no fun ("I hate lockdown. It's hideous."), and her forthcoming ripoff of The Apprentice won't go so far as to ripoff The Donald's trademark phrase ("For instance, if someone is from Idaho, I could say, 'You're back in Boise for apple-picking time.'"). It's just so much fluffy VF blah blah blah, we were figuring.
Except for this: Her prison nickname was M. Diddy.
Which is sort of brilliant.