The Miseducation of Judith Miller

When Judith Miller was sentenced to jail on Wednesday, we accepted her fate with the sort of dignity and maturity for which we're known. Now we turn to the future and, with an optimistic eye, look at how Judy might spend her time in the Alexandria, Virginia detention center. We've even found some inmate classes that might be of interest to her:

• Creative Writing
• Employability Readiness
• ESL-English as a Second Language
• Islamic Studies
• Poetry Class

We were going to sign Judy up for the program called Building Self-Esteem, but it conflicts with her 4:30 knitting seminar — and, frankly, the self-esteem bit might not be what Judy needs. Now, there is a conflict resolution class we could fit into her Thursday schedule...

Inmate Programs [Alexandria.gov]