Cooter Don't Want Them Duke Boys To Act All Sexual-Like

If you're bored, you can head on over to Cooter's Place, where the avuncular former TV mechanic accuses the movie of rampant Blue Stateism: "Frankly, I think the whole project shows an arrogant disrespect for our show, for our cast, for America's families, and for the sensibilities of the heartland of our country." Cooter then took a big bite of apple pie, saluted the flag, and then rolled himself back underneath a replica of the General Lee.

Cletus and Enos could not be reached for comment by press time, but it's believed that both are excited to experience the crackling on-screen chemistry between Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott.