· StallionMania is not without its dark side. We can't approve of Butterscotch Stallion cybersquatting.
· If you've been looking for someone to blame for why Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie look so much alike (other than "puberty," but we're not talking about their bodies right now), her name is Rachel Zoe.
· Seeing Christopher Walken in Wedding Crashers reminded us of the time that he trounced us in a very memorable staring contest. (Self-linkage alert!)
· Fez is becoming a superhero. It's not entirely clear what his powers are, aside from an inexplicable ability to pork young actresses with obvious self-esteem problems.
· Why do we get the feeling that Sascha Baron Cohen was somehow provoked before going apeshit on a NY Daily News photographer?