Whoopsies! Jude Law's penis found its naughty way into his nanny's vagina, extracurricular genital-genital contact clearly not authorized by fiancée Sienna Miller. Reports in the the British tabloids forced the nanny-diddling actor to issue the dreaded Press Release of Shame:
Actor Jude Law has expressed "sincere regret" over an affair with nanny Daisy Wright as he made a public apology to his fiancee, actress Sienna Miller. Law issued a statement after reports of his affair with Ms Wright, 26, who cared for one of his three children.
"I just want to say I am deeply ashamed and upset that I've hurt Sienna and the people most close to us," said Law, 32.
"There is no defence for my actions which I sincerely regret." He and actress Miller became engaged in 2004.
Oh, did we mention that the nanny kept a diary of the entire affair, including the time Law stole a move from Alfie (insult to injury: that's the movie where Law met Miller) and carnally possessed his child-care professional on top of a pool table? Being as pretty as Law is no excuse for that kind of hacky move.
Awwww...we can't stay mad at Jude! We've already forgiven him for the cheating, the felt-burns, and the unauthorized use of a well-chalked pool cue. What a lovable scamp!