On Monday we made mention of mega-realtor Barbara Corcoran — who we hold singlehandedly responsible for everything wrong in the world — and her latest attempt to destroy the world with the Sexiest Suburbs rankings. She'll be announcing her latest targets* for real estate diamond mining on today's episode of the View, but we've finally got the whole list (in no particular order):

Coral Gables, FL
Newport, RI
Addison, TX
La Jolla, CA
Oak Park, IL

Tragic. Our most sincere condolences go to residents of these cities. Once Corcoran comes to town, you're about 2 mortgages from being homeless.

*(You can exhale. The NYC 'burbs aren't getting any worse...for now.}

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