On Monday we made mention of mega-realtor Barbara Corcoran — who we hold singlehandedly responsible for everything wrong in the world — and her latest attempt to destroy the world with the Sexiest Suburbs rankings. She'll be announcing her latest targets* for real estate diamond mining on today's episode of the View, but we've finally got the whole list (in no particular order):
Coral Gables, FL
La Jolla, CA
Oak Park, IL
Tragic. Our most sincere condolences go to residents of these cities. Once Corcoran comes to town, you're about 2 mortgages from being homeless.
*(You can exhale. The NYC 'burbs aren't getting any worse...for now.}