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Michael Musto's column in today's Village Voice is an exercise in delicate karmic balance, managing to both praise celebrities (if not in a backhanded manner) for their foibles, as well as deride others for their offenses. Naturally, we find the latter much more relevant:

Fabian Basabe and Paris Hilton: So you both have a problem with African Americans? You pampered, powder-white, "It"-person morons. Get to the back of the gift bag line!

We have a dream today. We have a dream that our children will one day live in a nation where these offenders aren't allowed anywhere near the gift bags.

La Dolce Musto [VV]