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We just knew it was a matter of time before a Lindsay Lohan sex tape surfaced, but we have to admit to being a little surprised that she didn't team up with someone a little beefier. Never underestimate the power of celebrity narcissism.

[OK, you caught us, it's really a foreign condom ad. If we didn't cop to it, these pictures would wind up on the cover of Star next week.]