Unconfirmed Rumor of the Day: Mike Piazza & Sam Champion's Love Nest

A reader sends in the following email, which should be filed under Classic Plausible Rumors that, frankly, we really don't want to die:

My family's hairdresser claims that he was walking his dogs along the beach in Jersey and noticed an ENORMOUS house being built. After checking it out a few times, he noticed the contractor there one day and questioned him about it. Contractor claims the house is being built for Sam Champion and Mike Piazza.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if the Jersey shore became the classed-up destination for hot, gay celebrity sex? Dare to dream, kids, because if there's anyone we trust on the latest in pitchers and catchers, it's the hairdresser.