• Cast your vote for Conde's hottest nasties; logistical reasoning behind the nominations can be found here.
• A sloppy kiss and a burning dry hump to the hottest men at the Gray Lady, Gawker Hotties winners Will Shortz and Warren St. John.
• Rupert Murdoch's spawn, Lachlan, resigns from News Corp. We don't know why, but we do know he's too attractive to be of the demonic Murdoch blood.
• Radar is back for issue numero dos, and Maer Roshan claims the first issue sold out in NY, LA, and Tampa. Turns out: Not so much.
• Gawker Media embraces fresh air and takes to the field for a game of softball with the staff of The Onion, who insist on playing in the dark until the score is tied.
• Are Sam Champion and Mike Piazza going to make sweet, sweet love in their grand beachfront home?
• We thought Eric Alterman was hiring, but it turns out he already has some dismembered help.
• Jann Wenner joins the Apprentice spin-off club. Some of you are not pleased.

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