• The producers of This Isn't Working throw a benefit party to raise money for their show, which appears at the NY International Fringe Festival. Bonus: it's at Siberia, so you can become a friend of a "Siberian" and gain access to Tracy Westmoreland's "secret" bar, The Cell. If hanging out in Hell's Kitchen actually constitutes as a bonus. [flavorpill]
• Real activism is hard — icky people and ickier causes. If you participate in the latest effort to save CBGB's, you'll at least get to see Ted Leo and the Pharmacists tonight. That's tolerable. [CBGB]
• Paging all lonely, early 90's indie rock nerds: Liz Phair performs at Joe's Pub tonight. Fresh masturbatory material awaits you! [Joe's Pub]

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