The Kid Goes For Seven

It seems that superannuated superproducer Robert Evans was having a senior moment when he told Page Six that he wasn't getting married for a seventh time, because now the Sixies report that there's a Mexican wedding certificate awaiting his signature:

The legendary producer will tie the knot to his short-term love, Lady Victoria White, in Cabo San Lucas on Saturday at the One & Only Palmilla resort. PAGE SIX first reported their engagement two weeks ago, which came three months after they met via mutual friends and fitness guru Nikki Haskell. One pal said: "He flew down to Mexico Tuesday morning with Victoria and his kids. His son, Josh, will give him away and her mother will give her away." Evans' rep declined comment.

After what will certainly be a beautiful ceremony (pal Brett Ratner is going to make the cutest ring-bearer), trusty butler English will remain behind for two weeks, ready to forge the annulment papers the instant Evans bores of his new bride. Life's too short to be stuck with a drag of a broad, baby. [Ed.note—That last line shoud be accompanied by a wink, a finger-gun, and the sound of two tongue clicks, in that order.]