Last August the Republicans invaded. This August, the invaders are even worse.
They are snakehead fish, the nightmarish creatures from Asia that made news when they were discovered living in a Maryland pond in 2002. They were said to be able to breathe air and walk on their fins, devouring everything in their path.
Seems they've begun colonizing a New York City lake, which is freaking us out. They're ugly, they're huge, and the idea of breathing, crawling, flesh-eating fish will be keeping us up at nights.
The good news, at least, is that the lake is in Queens, and we never go there anyway.