• If you've tried watching Al Gore's Current television network, you already know that there's about 6 billion things wrong with it. This, however, is a more concise summary. [ChiTrib]
• Being Matt Drudge is hard, okay? The man has a lot to do, you know, so give him a break for thinking this rather old magazine cover is brand new. When he sees his name in print, he blacks out with glee and you just can't expect accuracy during such a time. So lay off. [Drudge Report]
• If you're not following Curbed's saga of the hell that is renting an apartment in New York, you should be. [Curbed]
• A lovely argument in favor of plagiarism in higher education. Let's see how long it take some wiseguy to pass it off as a final essay for Intro to Ethics 101. [TMN]
• NYU now has the fastest supercomputer in the city. And no, it's not a Mac, dorks. [Marketwire]
• Next up, the Economist's Cancun Getaway and Wet T-Shirt championship. Funny 'cause it's probably true. [Wonkette]
• Teen People goes for a fashion shoot with American Idol winner Carrie Underwood, fails miserably. [Go Fug Yourself]

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