This Tastes Like The Cow Got Into An Onion Patch
It seems like only yesterday that crazed fans at Sundance were shouting "I want to have your baby" to Napoleon Dynamite's Jon Heder. Now we can only picture him responding by handing his fans coupons for 15% off a delicious Double Fudge Cookie Dough Blizzard® at participating Dairy Queen locations, then half-heartedly mumbling something about how ligers are the only creatures that can handle the new, "more intense" fudge.

UPDATE: A friend from back East informs us that Heder might be a victim of an opportunistic stock photo agency, rather than a brain-freeze-courting sellout: "The Jon Heder photo is also used in some sort of free computer circular handed out in NY. I think he posed for a stock agency pre-Napoleon Dynamite."