• First, a terse report from 4 Times Square: "Tis true, Vanity Fair pulled it out and beat High Times 3 to 2 last night. First time in 5 years or so. However, there were no signs of pastels or Izods."
• Second, word that some locales take media softball even more seriously than New York does: A Milwaukee TV reporter used his station's Chopper4 (With PowerZoom!) to make it to a media-league softball game on time.
• Finally, a golden oldie: What we're told is the definitive text on High Times softball.