Is it ever too late for late-breaking for pervert news? We think not, and so we present you with a picture of a man allegedly of the old-school, trench-coat-wearing flasher variety. After exposing himself to a female subway rider last week, his picture was quickly captured by the victim. The suspect, wearing a fur-lined trench coat despite the August heat, reportedly has an "ugly little cock." We're sure you know someone who fits this description, but do check for the furry trench before you contact the authorities.
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