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• During these days of the real estate bubble, the streets are paved with Barbara Corcoran's mid-year report. Heady times, man. [Curbed]
• The Delancey Street F-stop, where phonetic spelling lives long and proud. [m3ntal contraband]
• As if the prevalence of Hummers in suburbia weren't nauseating enough, it's time for the H2 cologne. [Jalopnik]
• Local TV newsman Arthur Chi'en has a new job, now at WPIX. So fuck you, CBS. [B&C]
• If you email your thesis to Matt Drudge, just make sure it's good. [Moe Golden]
• Summer means many things to many people, but to Gawker alum Choire Sicha, it means jerking off in a baseball cap and getting spanked. [TMN]