Porn king Ron Jeremy will be in PETA's next ad campaign, flacking for "National Spay and Neuter" Week. In which case: Isn't that tagline completely nonsensical? The campaign isn't trying to stop sex; it's trying to make sex consequence-free. (Oy. Now we're sounding disconcertingly Republican.)

Our slutty sister also thinks there might be subliminal message here:

"We wonder if the campaign might actually be a stealth entry in their series of vegetarianism ads. One look at it and we did, uhm, lose our taste for meat."

Ahem.

The Hedgehog Says 'Stop' [Wonkette]
Too Much Sex Is a Bad Thing for Animals [HelpingAnimals.org]

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