A news brief we happened across today:
Q Television Network, a premium network targeting the gay and lesbian community, announced Monday a new nightly news show titled "QTN Worldcast." Anchored by Josh Fountain, "QTN Worldcast" will feature "the latest in queer news around the globe," the network said.
Of course the anchor's name would be something like "Josh Fountain."
And of course we'd find this on Drudge.