Good Morning, We're Cumming!

A reader alerted us to this commercial for Cumming: The Fragrance, the new cologne/perfume from the actor/gay icon/Spy Kids star. The "fragrance," according to the advertising, is "is all about Sex, Scotch, Cigars and Scotland." (That was the original tagline for Old Spice, by the way. OK, not really.)

Anyway, this commmercial is pretty amazing. Someone apparently slipped Cumming some catnip — or Ecstasy, more likely — and he's panting around in various states of undress, breathing heavy, giggling like a schoolgirl. The best part: It appears that Alan has discovered that his name has elements of double entendres to it, including the classic line, "Good morning. I'm coming." This commercial is not to be missed ... but, uh, you've been warned.

Cumming The Fragrance [Official Site] (terrifyingly, NSFW)