Tom Cruise And The Yellow Brick Road


We knew that it wouldn't take long for somebody with a scanner to release The Sun's pics of a young Tom Cruise dressed up as Dorothy (remember—he WAS Dorothy, not a "friend of," that's an important distinction) and a flapper into the wilds of the internets. The mind boggles at how many tense sessions grabbing the e-meter it took to chase off whatever troublesome body thetans were responsible for this potentially embarrassing chapter in his life.

UPDATE: Tom Cruise's lawyer would like us to clarify some things about his sister and his onetime use of the above Dorothy costume.