Jennifer Aniston Has The World's Prettiest Stalker


Unfortunately, this is just one of those serendipitous computer-generated photo/story mismatches, not a gripping account of how the world's prettiest and least-threatening stalker wandered into Jennifer Aniston's home.

Of course, should Orlando Bloom ever decide to break into Aniston's Malibu pad and breathe deeply from the bouquet of her underwear drawer, no one will suspect him. The perfect crime!

[Go here and scroll down about a bit to see the story, but it will probably be corrected shortly.]