Next On The Ten Spot: "Real World: Malibu Orgy House"

It's as inevitable as a Suge Knight shooting: Lock a bunch of desperate reality TV "stars" (if your idea of stardom is having someone you vaguely recognize from MTV serve you a badly mixed drink on the Strip) in a Malibu mansion, roll some cameras, and just wait for the commencement of the golden showers, the orgies, and the ritualistic blowing of rails off skanktastic genitalia. Radar does its best to turn us off group sex for good by chronicling the extracurriclars of the Kill Reality cast:

“The whole cast was drunk or wasted throughout the taping, and everyone was having sex with everyone else,” says the insider. “Not only were there orgies, but at one point someone relieved himself on Trishelle [Canatella, of Real World: Las Vegas and Playboy fame] in full view of the cameras—and, from what I saw, she loved it.” In another booze-fueled bacchanal, we hear Tonya Cooley, the lusty blonde of Real World: Chicago fame, begged co-stars to do lines off her genitals “because it turns her on.”

Now that we think of it, they never specifically mentioned golden showers. We're now forced to face the possibility that the cameras captured a Cleveland Steamer, an act so magically filthy that it will defy pixilation by even the most talented and diligent of basic cable editors.