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Finally, a Naked Cowgirl has arrived to join the Naked Cowboy in Times Square. Rejoice! They can play and frolic and live happily ever after. With lots of Naked Cowchildren.

Or can they?

We're told Cowboy is nowhere to be seen this morning, now that Cowgirl has finally shown up. Will they miss each other for days and weeks at a time? Will there be misunderstandings and delayed cabs and missed subways and all sorts of other circumstances conspiring to keep them from their happy destiny? But will they finally recognize their love and embrace dramatically — say, at midnight on New Year's Eve, as tens of thousands cheer around them?

We suspect so.

And we totally deserve a "story by" credit on that one, Nora Ephron.

Earlier: Naked Cowboy

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