Remainders: Macking on Scarlett Johansson

• While enjoying some lovely 10-cent wings at Croxley Ales last night, Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett were interrupted by local comedian Aziz Ansari, who dropped off a flier for one of his shows. And, so long as he was there, he couldn't NOT give Johansson his digits. Can't fault a man for trying. [Aziz Is Bored]
• Why is stickball the go-to photo-op for mayoral types looking to seem "common?" [Copyranter]
• You have to admire the sheer audacity of, in which you can rifle through the September Vogue's 8342835 advertising pages by brand, and then quickly jump to the appropriate online purchasing venue. Oh, if only they had simply done this instead of printing actual pages, so many trees might've lived. [ShopVogue]
• Desperate for an editor to take on the crappy manuscript for your great American novel? This guy uses pubbed as if it were a real word, so we imagine he'd be open to just about anything. [mediabistro]