Big news! It's power girl Lizzie Grubman and Rob Shuter of Dan Klores Communications caught canoodling on the cover of Us Weekly. [Click on image to enlarge it.]

Okay, fine. It's a snapshot from last weekend at the VMAs, mocked up as a fake cover by the Us Weekly art department. But you should probably get used to it: It can't be too long until some mag will just cut out the manufactured and handled celebrities in their entirety, and just make the celeb mags about the celebrity publicists. They're the real story, anyway.

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