It's time for the latest edition of The Black Table's Rock and a Hard Place, A.J. Daulerio's notoriously disgusting column devoted to offending journalists as best he can (which is probably what prompted his recent adoption into our perverse family as editor of Oddjack). Today Daulerio takes on Time graduate, talking head, and LA Times scribe Joel Stein. Things, as they often do, turned to the topic of LA Weekly's resident fury, Nikki Finke, who would likely roast Stein on a spit if she had the chance.

Why Nikki Finke gotta front, yo?

I wish to God I called her back after we slept together. I deserve it all.

Would you rather do a shot of Nikki Finke's pussy juice or get a tattoo of a giant pig on your back?

Tattoos hurt. Nikki only hurts in a good way.

Not after this she doesn't.

Rock and a Hard Place: LA Times' Joel Stein [Black Table]

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