We're always amused when news stories are entirely self-contradictory. Take, for example, this lead from the Sun:
After a catastrophic event like Hurricane Katrina, it feels indulgent to mull over questions of style.
Yes. Yes, it does feel indulgent to mull over questions of style now.
So what to do? Why, spend another 800 words mulling questions of style.
Play It Straight [NY Sun]