Kimberly Stewart Perfects Her Paris Hilton Imitation
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We're starting to suspect that Kimberly Stewart — bitchy offspring of your mother's favorite singer, Rod Stewart — may be more Paris Hilton than Paris Hilton herself. As if the above fruitcake pics weren't argument enough, in the October issue of Stuff Stewart opines, "I actually prefer being flat-chested. It's just so much easier." And, 18 months prior, Paris herself said, "I used to wear padded bras until I was 17 but now I'm happy to be small."

If that's what makes you feel better about yourselves, girls.