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What's that above-the-fold, A1 byline — appearing, we must point out, in, er, boldface? Congratulations, Boldface gossiper Campbell for miraculously turning into a real journalist. (God knows we never could.)

Now get home, and get back to mocking celebrity events and dropping showtunes references.

It's all about priorities.

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Boldface [NYT]