Everyone's favorite right-wing nutjob, God-fearing blogger Dawn Eden, muses on her job as a headline writer for the Daily News:
I've already blocked out the memory of the tiny headline I wrote last night about small towns in the Carolinas evacuating in anticipation of a hurricane. I fear it was something like, "Hamlets warned of Ophelia."
Wince. Too soon for hurricane humor? Eh, doesn't matter — we'd be shocked if her editors even got the joke. Shakespeare might be too big of a stretch.