Continuing our across-the-pond coke coverage, a reader sends in this article from a British tabloid. The second and third sentences are best:

The burglars thought they had hit the jackpot when the saw the pale-coloured powder marked "Charlie" — slang for cocaine — in a pot on pet-lover Dee's mantelpiece. But they were unaware the pot was an urn and the "drugs" really the remains of her beloved Newfoundland Charlie, who died in 1997.

Of course, the real question is: Are dog ashes really any worse than the God-knows-what your typical NYC blow is cut with?

An image of the full article is after the jump.

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