Tori Spelling Back On The Market

Every time a short-lived celebrity couple call it quits, the baby Jesus poops his swaddling clothes:

Former "90210" star TORI SPELLING and screenwriter/actor husband CHARLIE SHANIAN have separated, a source close to the couple tells ET. The two have been living separately since early last month.

You know what we said earlier about chugging cleaning products? Make ours a double.