A Particularly Desperate Housewife

An email circulating today, which made its way to our inbox:

Subject: Need to borrow/ rent Emmy statue or replica
Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:10:37 -0400
From: xxxx@rubenstein.com
To: xxxx@rubenstein.com

I am desperately looking for an Emmy statue (or replica).

We are looking to borrow, rent or buy one for a press photo we are staging with Terri Hatcher (and her wax figure at Madame Tussauds) who apparently lost her statue on Sunday.

I have tried a long list of prop houses and party supply stores with no success so far...

Thank you!

Assistant to Howard Rubenstein

Lost her statue? Um, we're thinking that's because she never had one.

But good PR work there, Rubenstein. You almost had a thinking she did.


Teri Hatcher [imdb]