A Particularly Desperate Housewife

An email circulating today, which made its way to our inbox:

Subject: Need to borrow/ rent Emmy statue or replica
Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:10:37 -0400
From: xxxx@rubenstein.com
To: xxxx@rubenstein.com

I am desperately looking for an Emmy statue (or replica).

We are looking to borrow, rent or buy one for a press photo we are staging with Terri Hatcher (and her wax figure at Madame Tussauds) who apparently lost her statue on Sunday.

I have tried a long list of prop houses and party supply stores with no success so far...

Thank you!

[redacted]
Assistant to Howard Rubenstein

Lost her statue? Um, we're thinking that's because she never had one.

But good PR work there, Rubenstein. You almost had a thinking she did.

Teri Hatcher [imdb]