Mary-Kate Olsen Comes Back to Us

Thank God someone's watching infotainment crapfest The Insider, or else we'd not have heard today's wonderful news: Millionaire anorexic Mary-Kate Olsen is not leaving NYU, as previously reported. On the other hand, this axis-shifting development comes courtesy of Insider host and fellow rehab fan Pat O'Brien, so take it with a grain of salt. Or a gram of blow.

Not So Fast! [PerezHilton]
Earlier: Mary-Kate Olsen Officially Leaves NYU