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Why, hello again! It's me! Your doll-faced, doe-eyed, lamb-natured guest editor Seth here! Did you miss me? No? You want Mark back? Tough! You'll get Mark back when I'm good and ready to untie him from the sling in my sex dungeon/giftwrapping room when he returns from his trip. I hope you had a fun weekend! Mine was great! I went to a packed Grove on Saturday. You can't throw a rock there without hitting someone famous! For example, standing directly behind me in the movie theater ticket line? The O.C.'s Adam Brody! I found it to be cosmically significant. I mean, he plays Seth, my name's Seth; he listens to Death Cab for Cutie, I've heard of Death Cab for Cutie; he loves Summer, I love summer. It goes on and on. I didn't bother him though. He already seemed a little annoyed at me for the whole rock-throwing incident. Okay, enough chit-chat. Big news day. Let's go!