The Jets announced yesterday that quarterback Chad Pennington will be out for the rest of the season with a torn rotator cuff and will be replaced with third-stringer Brooks Bollinger. We don't care enough about football to worry about what this will do for the team's record, but we do wonder: Where do they find people with names like this? And, if Brooks Bollinger is injured, is Queerty editor Bradford Shellhammer next?
Shoulder KO's Chad for Year [NYDN]
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