When the Flatbush Pavilion movie theater went dark, its marquee remained unchanged, a memorial to the movies that killed it for good: Van Helsing and Man On Fire.

By the end of September, though, it had been changed by unknown clever people to the cryptic "Hanna Have Snail Venom From Gensing Fern", possibly some sort of reference to Trader Joe's upcoming New York location.

And as of this last weekend, it's almost poetic:

Immature English Majors Continue To Amuse Themselves

The theater is being transformed into another damn American Apparel store, of course. So see it now, while the semen is just from Havana, and not yet from Dov Charney.

Flatbush Pavilion Signage [Pic Patrol]