A high-level Defamer operative found this discarded business card on the street while walking his dog in front of Beverly Hills High the other night. Did our man-on-the-street stumble upon an artifact of a Lolitaesque relationship gone bad? Was a forward-thinking E! producer scouting a target-rich environment for True Hollywood Story's future class of Tinseltown flame-outs? Or, unimpressed by a basic cable come-on, did a savvy high-schooler toss aside the card, withholding the jailbaity goods until someone from a network show strolled by? We could be way off on all counts, but we love a mystery.
[Names and contact info have been removed to protect the innocent and heighten the drama.]
- THS [E! Online]