Lindsay Lohan: Human Car Wreck


Proving that Hollywood really does love a sequel, Lindsay "I killed the car" Lohan has totaled her Benz for the second time in a year. The Herbie: Fully Loaded star was not, in fact, loaded at the time, claiming that she was simply trying to outrun the paparazzi (because that's always a good idea). Our UV-loving brother, Defamer, paid one million dollars for exclusive rights to on-the-scenes photographs of Lohan's car which, even crumpled, is still better than anything you'll ever drive. And don't worry about Linds. She sustained only minor injuries and will be crowding into bathroom stalls two-by-two in no time.

Lindsay Lohan s Paparazzi Demolition Derby: The Sequel [Via Defamer]
Lohan Is Injured In West H'Wood Crash [NYDN]