On Zadie Smith, or a Complete Lack Thereof

Oh, those poor, pretty girls over at Vogue. We want to help them, really, because they need it. In the latest issue, they used the photo at right to accompany a review of Zadie Smith's On Beauty — sadly, the woman in the picture is not Zadie Smith.

We don't mean to be cruel or condescending. It must be hard putting together a magazine, what with all the headscarf-wearing, mixed-ethnicity women out there.

Author Photo Trouble [Maud Newton]