Forgive us if we're a bit sluggish this morning, but we were blown up last night (19 different times, no less) in that captivating terror attack we were warned about. Serves us right, we suppose, for vigilantly supporting the MTA over the TLC.

More than anything, we're amazed that Bloomberg, the NYPD, and the FBI claim the threat is "credible," while the DHS insists the threat is "not credible." Can't you all just agree on how panicky and distracted you want us to be right now?

Police Investigate New York Subway Terror Threat [ABC]

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