PoweR Girls 2: The Inferno

You might want to sit down for this one: We're hearing that PoweR Girls, the MTV reality show which documents the professional horror of being one of publicist Lizzie Grubman's pretty little minions, will be coming back for a second season. Yes, it's true: They're going to do this to you again, although it's been suggested that Lizzie's Return won't be aired on MTV but, rather, another station in the Viacom family. (CBS? Oh, Les, don't you dare.)

We're sorry to hit you with this sort of news, but at least you found out in time for the atonement. Afflicting your soul has never been quite so important as it is at this very moment.