Further Adventures With Inane Casting Calls

We're not even going to say what network this is for (though you could probably guess), because we find the idea so offensive.

I m casting for [network] I m looking for wealthy girls between the ages of 14-36 that are the apple of their daddy s eye and have an event comming up that they would like to be documented on television. Please pass this press release on to anyone that you d think would be a great fit. They can contact me by email also you can check out our website [nope] or [sorry]

DO YOU KNOW OF ANY GIRLS IN THE NEW YORK THAT ARE SO CALLED IT GIRLS?

While everyone in the city may be "looking for wealthy girls between the ages of 14-36," we still wish these producers luck. Because it can't be easy to find one who is not already on TV.

The show, by the way, is called "Daddy's Girl." All you can do to make the pain stop is hope that the "event comming up" is either a forced enlistment in the Army or a declaration of bankruptcy.